Here's a list I have been thinking about.... the do's and don'ts with Mr Pattinson...when did I become an expert ...I don't know... call it commonsense that alot of "fans" have forgotten... but whatever....
Don't... call him Edward....
Do... call him Monsieur Handjob...
Don't.... tell him your his biggest fan...
Do... tell him you love what he "creates"
Don't...whip out you Twilight book.. for him to sign... i mean wtf why are you carrying that with you... seriously....
Do...ask him what he thought about "John Buck" was he losing his mind?? ...or was it a dream???
Don't.... ask him to hold you like Bella from the poster... you know the answer to that one...
Do....daydream about him holding you like that...LOL
Don't...tell him that you've seem the Rob Crotch video like 20x
Do... tell you love his ensemble of the day.. while laughing inside cause you know you saw the same outfit like 2 days ago on TMZ... sighing the whole time thinking about the buttonflies...
Don't... tell him you have your own blog about him, spend countless hours on Robsessed... and read countless stories about him or his character Edward..
Do... ask him if he enjoyed I Love LA??? see if he smiles???
well that's it for now....
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